Sunday, October 18, 2009

PREPUBESSENCE

Recently, I have been thinking that life was much more stress free before the onset of pubic hair. It was a time when one could wear Looney Tunes shirts, and dinosaur themed kicks without noticing the obvious association with white trash folk. It was a time when the only thing you gave a shit about was Saturday morning (and sometimes Sunday morning) cartoons and candy. But after one's crotch begins to transform (ala the wolfman), one temporarily (sometimes permanently) loses sight of those childish intellectual endeavors. In order to bring back fond memories of certain pastimes, I have decided to start a new segment here on the articles, henceforth entitled PREPUBESSENCE. Hopefully this will be an outlet for everyone to share the things that make them say "OH FUCK! That shit was so the best!" etc. etc. So if there is a cartoon show, video game, toy, etc., that you hold near and dear to your baboon heart please share it with everyone under the banner above. Here is the first of (hopefully) many hairless memories.

3 comments:

Witchyard said...

I love being older when I can realize how much I wanted to FUCK Rogue in that cartoon.

Chezz Choada said...

Want to here something bad as fuck
Dave? A father of ours still has that Silverhawks lunchbox. That's like pre-first-boner.

heated mammal said...

Does anyone know where I can get the entire Bubble Bobble soundtrack. I yearn for that. I figure this would be the place to express that.