JAPANLAND

This year marks the 10th anniversary of the first Ju-on film. So to celebrate this momentous occasion Japan is getting not only a new and original horror title for the Wii, but also two new Ju-on films are hitting theaters this summer. If I were you I would wish I was me. Because I live in Japan and will soon be happily shitting myself with fear. However, until then I will be rubbing my dick raw in hot-blooded anticipation for the horror bonanza that soon will unfold before my eyes.

Are you pumped?