Thursday, July 26, 2007

My prediction for this year's NFL season:::

True fantasy football.

the ATL will completely dominate every aspect of the game. talking straight undefeated. then, as soon as they win the superbowl blow-out; dirty birds bust out MD 20/20 on the fifty yard line. then there's an earthquake, and purple smoke pours forth from every ac vent. the dome is totally boxed out. then jeezy kicks in, loudest ever played on them speakers (talking like 40"ers.) shortly after this, everyone is blitzed (but not literally vik). growling sounds, and pitbulls emerge from the toilets, through the plumbing. the pitbulls run around and eat every white person there.

"get him off the cross/get her off with the cross"

-Linda Blair

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