McCain PWND! by Paris Hilton

Wow. McCain's really got nothin' these days. For those who haven't seen his most recent low blow piece of bullshit campaign add that compares Obama to Paris and Britney, check it:



And now for the giggling cunt's rebuttal:



Three points for Paris!!
...seems like she's got it all figured out too.
In other news, Norway beats the USA women's soccer team in the Olympic opening match.