Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Funny Story

So today when I came home from work I went in my apartment through the back door that goes out to the parking lot. I put my stuff down and went to the kitchen to get a snack.  Only about thirty seconds later, I hear a knock at the door I had just come in through. I open it up to see a fucking BOUNTY HUNTER standing there in front of me.  He's wearing all white, with a cross necklace. He's got a gun and everything. He asks for Dorothy Stucki. I tell him, "yea, that's me."He seems surprised. Apparently he has an arrest warrant with my name and information on it, the only thing that is inconsistent is the date of birth. The Dorothy Stucki he is looking for is in her 50s. I tell him that I had some identity theft about a year ago (which is true), to which he replies "damn." The dude had been staking out my apartment all day, and man was he pissed when he realized I wasn't the person he was looking for. 

 So anyway, don't get your identity stolen, cause it sucks. I could have been thrown in jail.


brainwashed said...

i heard even bounty hunters are getting desperate in this period of economic uncertainty, did he mention anything about having 5 kids to feed?

kegbenk said...

hmm... well like mama said "never answer your door unless its to buy crack."