Wednesday, May 13, 2009

OPEN-MINDEDNESS



I was a little bit apprehensive about posting this video simply because when I came to the blogger dashboard to post this shit I noticed that there were 666 total posts on the articles. Congratulations on the milestone everyone. This is 667.

5 comments:

Witchyard said...

Dave, we are truly two birds of the same feather.

P.S. I liked the witch doctor's loin cloth.

the xarlacc said...

667!

tron said...

Seeking a fellow Jesus freak - 35 (Tucson, AZ)

Reply to: pers-jrkta-1126312603@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-16, 10:48PM MST


I am 35 years old, never been married, I don't have any children, and I am a virgin by choice. I am 5'10, 224 lbs. Brown hair/eyes. People tell me I look like Matt Damon all the time. I work with mentally disabled adults in a home.

I am looking for more than just a girlfriend. I am looking for a partner. A confidant. A wife.

I am seeking a grounded Christian woman who is looking to serve her man and her Lord.

I am not picky or particular about looks or anything but I do have some minor wishlists:

You are not Catholic
You are not Jewish
You are not Mormon
You are not a witch
You are Caucasian or Hispanic, but no more than half Hispanic.
You are height/weight proportionate. Health is very important! I may look overweight but I have lost 15 lbs so far.
You believe the Jesus is our Lord and Savior
You never, ever would vote for somebody like Obama or any other Liberal.
You think a clean house is important.
You believe in serving a man.
Red hair is preferable and nobody taller than me.
Must have job.


Must like lizards.

Location: Tucson, AZ
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1126312603

tron said...

Seeking a fellow Jesus freak - 35 (Tucson, AZ)

Reply to: pers-jrkta-1126312603@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-16, 10:48PM MST


I am 35 years old, never been married, I don't have any children, and I am a virgin by choice. I am 5'10, 224 lbs. Brown hair/eyes. People tell me I look like Matt Damon all the time. I work with mentally disabled adults in a home.

I am looking for more than just a girlfriend. I am looking for a partner. A confidant. A wife.

I am seeking a grounded Christian woman who is looking to serve her man and her Lord.

I am not picky or particular about looks or anything but I do have some minor wishlists:

You are not Catholic
You are not Jewish
You are not Mormon
You are not a witch
You are Caucasian or Hispanic, but no more than half Hispanic.
You are height/weight proportionate. Health is very important! I may look overweight but I have lost 15 lbs so far.
You believe the Jesus is our Lord and Savior
You never, ever would vote for somebody like Obama or any other Liberal.
You think a clean house is important.
You believe in serving a man.
Red hair is preferable and nobody taller than me.
Must have job.


Must like lizards.

Location: Tucson, AZ
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1126312603

the xarlacc said...

This is the most eloquent and well-animated response to something annoying said by a neighbor EVER